Hurricane Sandy Is Almost Here. Prepare, Whitehall!

Here we go again. Another monster Autumn storm, another round of hurried preparation for prolonged power outages. flooding and most importantly for Whitehall residents…closure of liquor stores and bars. I am prepared. I finished my preparations this morning and am ready to ride out the storm in relative comfort and safety.

Jim’s Storm Checklist

1.Wife and kids:in another state
2.Wife’s sister: in my bedroom
3.Dog: learning how to swim
4.Car: parked perilously close to the river. Insurance is paid up.
5.Beer:Two ice chests full of assorted microbrews…in case I am flooded in and have to send out SOS messages in bottles
6.Food: Check
7.Water: Check
8: Pornography: Movies downloaded off the internet and placed on flash drive labeled “Midget Bukkake/Personal Finances”

Make sure you’re prepared, Whitehall. I mean real preparations, not going to Yocco’s for your storm food and the beer store for your storm liquid. With luck Yoccos will blow away at some point Monday or Tuesday.

Stay Safe!

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