Secret Santa ’16: The Panamera Christmas Rules & Regulations

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I truly love this time of year and bestowing grand gifts upon my fellow Lehigh Valley citizens. The fact that this year’s gift is a $95,000 luxury automobile requires a contest to determine the winner. Fair is fair after all. So, without further preamble I will lay out the rules, requirements and regulations for Secret Santa ’16: The Panamera Christmas.

Contest Rules etc.

The contest is simple. Each person to enter must explain why the Lehigh Valley is a wonderful place to experience Christmas in 200 words or less. The entries will be read and judged by yours truly as well as two other judges whom I will select by the end of the week. Contestants will send their entries to Citizensagainstkern@gmail.com no later than December 23, 2016. A winner will be announced on Christmas Day, 2016.

Since I bought the car, I will select the winner.  I’ll select the entry that moves me the most. If none of them do, there will be no winner. It is that simple.

Each person to submit an entry to the contest must be a legal resident of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania and possess a valid PA drivers license. He or she must be above the age of 18.

This contest is open to all PA residents except for the mayor of Whitehall, all members of the Whitehall board of commissioners, Whitehall Police Department, Whitehall volunteer firemen, current employees and board members of the Innovative Arts Academy, Catasauqua, PA, employees of Abe Atiyeh’s companies, Kelly Bauer, Kyle and Michelle Kern and employees of the Whitehall-Coplay School District.

 

Good Luck To All!

 

 

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One Response to Secret Santa ’16: The Panamera Christmas Rules & Regulations

  1. Joe Shoner says:

    Sounds great! Good luck to everyone

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