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Innovative Arts Academy In Trouble, May Close Before The End Of The Year

I warned you all about Innovative Arts Academy. I told you it was nothing short of a scam by Honest Abe. Run by a board of incompetents and staffed by teachers of questionable quality, the beleaguered ‘school’ is now in … Continue reading

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Refugees Headed For The Valley Turned Back. Victory!

Thank you, Mr.President for having the courage to begin securing our borders. It’s simple to understand, really, liberals. You lock your doors at night not because you hate the people outside, but because you love the people inside. Same thing … Continue reading

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Welcome To Donald Trump’s America

The Trump Era has officially commenced. His call on all Americans to come together and make this nation great again is inspirational to say the least. So, unless you’re a welfare reliant mother of 30 kids in Easton, or a … Continue reading

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Congratulations George Levendowski ’16 Secret Santa Winner

Congratulations to Mr.George Levendowski of Walnutport. He is the winner of Secret Santa ’16 and will be taking home a 2017 Porsche Panamera. Unfortunately, the 2017 Panameras are facing delays and the dealership estimates this particular car, already ordered and … Continue reading

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Secret Santa ’16: The Panamera Christmas Rules & Regulations

I truly love this time of year and bestowing grand gifts upon my fellow Lehigh Valley citizens. The fact that this year’s gift is a $95,000 luxury automobile requires a contest to determine the winner. Fair is fair after all. … Continue reading

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CACK Secret Santa 2016

In December of 2014 I paid for a number of lay-a-ways at Toys R Us. Last December I bailed a family out of foreclosure allowing them to enjoy Christmas in their home without fear of the bank coming in and … Continue reading

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Internet Rule #14

Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win (Although what was said about Kelly Bauer is, to my knowledge, true)  

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