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Innovative Arts Academy In Trouble, May Close Before The End Of The Year

I warned you all about Innovative Arts Academy. I told you it was nothing short of a scam by Honest Abe. Run by a board of incompetents and staffed by teachers of questionable quality, the beleaguered ‘school’ is now in … Continue reading

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Refugees Headed For The Valley Turned Back. Victory!

Thank you, Mr.President for having the courage to begin securing our borders. It’s simple to understand, really, liberals. You lock your doors at night not because you hate the people outside, but because you love the people inside. Same thing … Continue reading

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Secret Santa ’16: The Panamera Christmas Rules & Regulations

I truly love this time of year and bestowing grand gifts upon my fellow Lehigh Valley citizens. The fact that this year’s gift is a $95,000 luxury automobile requires a contest to determine the winner. Fair is fair after all. … Continue reading

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Ed Hozza Is Not A Man Who Loves America.

I am alive and well. After spending some time out of the area I come back to see what that horrible, anti-American mayor has done to Whitehall. How he won his primary campaign is beyond me. Why nobody is challenging … Continue reading

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A Reporter Found Out So I Might As Well Admit This….I’m The Toys R Us Secret Santa

I didn’t want to reveal this simply because this was done¬†gift and out of kindness. But a local reporter has learned that yours truly is the secret santa. So, to be preemptive I’m letting all of you know that it … Continue reading

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Coming Soon- Lehigh Valley Trivia Quest

The Lehigh Valley Chamber of Commerce seems to think it is the next incarnation of Parker Brothers. For the second consecutive year it will be distributing a game based on life in the Lehigh Valley. Last year it was Lehigh … Continue reading

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No New Brewery For The Lehigh Valley

Drunks across the Valley are crying in their Old Milwaukee this morning over the news that Stone Brewing Co. will not be bringing its new brewery to the area. The company, based in California, has narrowed the choices for an … Continue reading

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